Earth Hour? I'll give you an Earth Hour you won't soon forget!

Dear Gaea worshiping, unwashed, long haired dirty hippies,

You with your oh so long, untrimmed hair and toenails. You of the underarm hair longer than that on my head. Ladies, you know who you are. Yes, all of you stinking freaks that keep attempting to revive the sick-sties in a vain attempt to fit in somewhere.

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at your pathetic "Earth Hour", and your latest feel good scheme to make yourselves relevant to this century.

That's right. Laughing. I'd do it in your face, but you stink. Seriously, I have to constantly restrain my dogs from either rolling in you, or burying you. I'm leaning towards letting them bury you. Although the EPA would probably bust me for creating a Superfund Site.

You pathetic tools. You seriously believe that by turning off the lights for an hour, at night on at least half the earth, that you're going to somehow have a quantifiable impact on "climate change" around the world?

Well I tell you what. Like a bad Bond villain, your plan is doomed to failure. You let it out of the bag too soon. I have gotten wind of your scheme, so to speak. Because, seriously, if I've gotten wind of you, I'm throwing up over here in the toilet. Did I mention you hippies really reek?

As you can tell from my profile, I'm a wood worker. I make furniture. Very expensive furniture that the average welfare queen will never afford. I do not apologize for this. You want cheap Soviet era quality furniture? May I suggest Ikea? It'll be in one of your hated landfills in 5 years. My stuff, 5 generations from now, your descendants will be fighting over it like a pack of hyenas. Not you, per se, but someone who can afford it.

I like using trees for the products I make. Want to know why? Because I fucking hate trees. I'll do anything it takes to remove them from the face of this earth. Rush Limbaugh says it best, "The best thing about a tree, is what you do with it after you cut it down." Damned skippy. Trees also have pollen. Makes my allergies act up something terrible. So I take their very existence personally. I will have payback for every sneezing fit I suffer. Ironic that I love living in the country, away from you suburban roaches.

So this is fitting:

So how does this all fit into your asinine "Earth Hour" you may ask?

Let me explain:

I am going to have one hell of an Earth Hour of my own. It might be so epic that it continues for more than the scheduled hour. It will depend wholly upon how long it takes the fire department to put this out:
I've been saving them for YEARS! Just for this one golden moment. Your pathetic fucking Earth Hour. I'm thinking that my celebration is going to trump yours. By a lot.

This, is where I've been getting my contribution from:

That's right. My Anti-AlGore Mobile. Yes, it has a "Suck it AlGore" bumper sticker on it. It eats fuel and tires like a crackwhore eats, well, crack.

At first, I was simply going to fill the tank with premium fuel(natch), and let it happily sit there idling all day during your retarded celebration. With all its lights on. To go with all the lights I'll have on in my house. But then I thought, hell, I never do anything half-assed, no sense starting here.

So I've decided that in the spirit of your Earth Day, I'm going to let all the trapped up and imprisoned carbon in my tire pile be free! It's all about freedom right? Well, I mean not so much from you assholes. You seem to despise basic freedoms. Anyway, I'm going to let all that carbon loose. Yep, my conscience can't let me be mean and keep it trapped, trapped in those horrible, horrible tires any longer.

I'd been hearing things about the ozone layer letting in all kinds of bad UV rays. So when the wind was right, I fired up that pile and did the only sensible thing.

I blotted out the fucking sun! Yep, that's my house under that lovely UV ray blocking column of tire fire smoke! Now, I can run around bare ass naked without worry of getting nasty skin cancers from that evil UV ray stuff. Winner!

As a bonus, this seemed to kill every single seagull, that was stupid enough to be downwind of this towering smoke inferno. I should be hearing from the people at the Nobel Peace Prize committee any day now. Shit, they gave them to AlGore, Carter, and Arafat, I'm a lock!

I even had the local fire department come down. Ah HAH! You thought they were there to put an end to this celebration. You as usual, would be horribly wrong. See, they didn't think that even me, avowed hippy hating, Anti-Earth hour despiser, had quite a big enough fire going to suit them. Half assed, they said. And made it bigger.

I'm a fire starter! A twisted fire starter!

So that's the exterior festival at my house. I think that the flames are visible from space, should do nicely to offset whatever minuscule gains your sad festivities manage to procure. For fucks sake, how many light bulbs do you idiots actually think they have in those third world countries you want participating? I'm pretty sure my efforts here will completely offset about 95% of those countries all by myself. Sri Lanka? Hell, the Anti-AlGore Mobile has more lumens than that entire country.

You people really are amateurs. Seriously, go back to the bong. Stick to your strengths, you dirty, dirty hippies.

Carbon offsets, indeed.

This, is an object lesson on the stupidity of the electorate.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Exhibit A. How Obama Got Elected,
a website doing good things to expose this fraud for what it is, has compiled one of the most damning videos yet on the retards that are allowed in the voting booths of America.


Lest you think that such a small sampling doesn't reflect the majority of the Obama voters, think again.

John Zogby conducted a poll of over 500 self-identified Obama voters.
55% claimed to have a college degree, over 90% claimed to have a high school diploma, the margin of error was 4.4%. On to the carnage!

The poll consisted of 12 multiple choice questions, 2.4% got at least 11 correct. The poll questions asked responders to identify a candidate, or an action or quote by a candidate from the four running for the Presidency, Vice-Presidency this election cycle. The Choices were Obama, Biden, McCain, and Palin.

Nearly 60% could not correctly identify who controlled congress. 50/50 guess here.

82% couldn't identify that it was Joe Biden that had to quit a campaign due to plagarism. 25% chance by guessing.

83% had no idea that Obama won his first election to office in Illinois by having all his opponents kicked off the ballet. 25% chance by guessing.

As you can see from the responses in the above video, the majority of the people polled received all, or the majority of their information from the established media in this country. John Stewart was also mentioned several times by respondents.

Why is this important?

More results from the poll:

Only 13.7% failed to identify Palin as the person their party spent $150,000 in clothes on

Only 6.2% failed to identify Palin as the one with a pregnant teenage daughter

And 86.9 % thought that Palin said that she could see Russia from her “house,” when that statement was never made by Palin, and in fact was satire from Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live.

I cannot stress the magnitude of the medias bias and outright abdication of their responsibility in this election cycle enough. The major media outlets in this country invested everything they had to influence the outcome of this election to the benefit of Obama.

If nothing else, this is a damning piece of evidence, that should lead to the emasculation of the liberal dominated press.

Experience shows however, that those most easily influenced by this, either don't care that they are, or they're willing to participate in it.

"I think I'm not as informed as I thought I was, um, but I still don't think I would change my vote."

God help us.

Hey Joe

And no, not Joe the Plumber Joe, I'm talking to Joe Knollenberg, now losing congressman from Michigan.

You sir, are the poster boy for everything that's gone horribly wrong with the Republican party.

Take the few minutes to watch this:



"It's not your money". And this from a so called Republican. I expect that from Democrats hell bent on redistribution, but this is even to me, a bit shocking.

I was for most of my political life, hell bent against term limits, electing whomever you wanted to vote for was one of the highest expressions of free speech in the land.

I've changed my mind. This jackass is just the tip of the iceberg in Washington. They honestly believe that the money you earn, is their money, and the amount left over after taxes is given to you, out of the goodness of their hearts.

Why this electorate isn't marching on D.C. with flaming brands and pitchforks is beyond me. The latest election cycle is further proof of an uninformed populace voting with no evidence of thought. Fortunately for the country, this jackass didn't win re-election.

I doubt however, that his replacement is any better.

The Death of America

Motherhood, apple pie, and Chevrolet. All American in their ideals, and wholesomeness.

All except the motherhood, and the Chevrolet, and the apple pies.

Americanism has never been under assault more in this country than it is now.

Leftists decry the fact that Sarah Palin had the unmitigated gall to have her baby, even though the Palins KNEW Trig had Downs Syndrome. How dare she not abort this non-viable tissue mass! Doesn't she know that only the only reasonable alternative was to murder her unborn baby? Nevermind that the Palins would give this baby life, and unconditional love!

The liberals tell us such a child would have a hard life, not able to cope with the nuance of an Obama presidency. I guess The Obama when he said "I am my brothers keeper", wasn't talking about babies of Republicans. Or his own living in a mud hut in Africa somewhere. Or his aunt, living here illegally in a slum in Boston. Of course, he didn't say "I am my Half-brothers keeper", so we really can't hold him to it.

Who among us doesn't like apple pie, or home baked cookies, or brownies? These people, yes Virginia, there are Food Nazis. These are the same arrogant bastards that think they have the authority to tell you and I what we should, and more importantly, should not!, be eating. News flash, you come between me and my plate of bacon, you will be living the rest of your life with a permanent disability.

The arrogance of these people used to surprise me; no longer. Emboldened by recent liberal gains in the country, Food Nazis like these bastards are tearing at the very fabric of America, namely our freedoms, to enforce their ideals upon us. Hey, I don't force you to eat bacon, stay the hell out of my bake sales.

Now at last, we come to the auto industry. I could write column after column about the mess this once great bastion of Americanism is facing now. Think about this for a second: what do the auto industry, public schools, and the airline industry all have in common? They're failing miserably, and they're all run and dominated by Democrat run unions.

Someone explain to me when we decided in this country to reward failure by giving them more of our money? What lesson is learned when instead of allowing people and industries to fail due to their mistakes, we take that risk away and make it public, and leave the profits private? Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac anyone?

Look who's behind all this, Democrats and their liberal agendas. Wake up you sheeple. Stop electing people based on their color, instead of their qualifications. Stop allowing the very basic freedoms to be constantly undermined for political gains.


Our worst enemy isn't some dirty, bathrobe wearing, jihadist in the middle east. It's US. It's the willingness to destroy and tear down the very things that made this country the greatest the world has ever seen, merely for personal gain. "I want that", has become the cry of the masses, instead of "I will fight for my country".


This country is at a crossroads. The day we stop elevating success, and start rewarding failure, when we allow small minorities however loud they may be, to determine what we can and can't do, is the day this Republic dies.

It's on life support, get the crash cart, STAT!

From 48 to 52

A bit of background for those of you who don't immediately recognize the basis for this post.

Blogger ZeFrank has put together, what must be in his mind, the conciliatory post to end all posts.

Hate to break this to you Z, but we remember the last eight years. We haven't forgotten the constant and brutal smearing of Sarah Palin and her family.

It doesn't take much remembering to bring up countless images of your side equating President Bush with Adolph Hitler. Nor do your constant tirades against the very fabric of this great country easily slip into the past.

You have shown us repeatedly that you hate us with a fervor unrivaled in this country's history. So you'll excuse me if I don't just throw my arms wide, and give you a big sloppy kiss and a hug. I'm not feeling very magnanimous at the moment towards you and your candidate.

You screamed loud and long in 2000 that the election was "stolen" simply because we wouldn't just roll over and let AlGore fraudulently count some of the votes in counties that were heavily Democratic.

Your silence over blatant vote fraud and shady campaign contributions to Obama is deafening. It is also extremely telling. You are not interested in the free and open elections that let the best candidate win, you are simply thieves bent on winning at any cost to this Republic.

Your candidate wasn't an enigma to those of us willing to look at what he was saying, despite your constant cries of RACISM everytime one of our side had the nerve to expose Obama for what he is. He said time and again that he was going to reshape this country, to change its basic makeup, to tear down the structure that made this the greatest country in the history of the world. You had no problem when the press with the greatest freedom in history used its First Amendment rights to blatantly campaign for your candidate, and carry the smears of his opponents.

The freedom given you by the Constitution is looked at by Obama as an obstruction to his world view. The freedoms you enjoyed to spit on us, to curse us, to slander us, will be a puff of smoke in the breeze when he gets done with his remake of this country.

I would have to suppose that you'll be just fine with that, after all, it isn't you that will be silenced. At least, not yet it won't be.

Your eight years of rhetorical and often physical violence against us is not going to be forgotten. Your open disdain of the servicemen and women of this country will not be forgotten. You get my hand in friendship and conciliation the day you apologize to me and the rest of this country for your naked hatred of us.

I'm not holding my breath.

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